her voice is like 435,765 daggers being simultaneously twisted into my eardrum
i'd rather just be hit by a car than answer her phone calls
Got separated, got a half bj, got dropped off in random part of the city, don't tell anyone
when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
It was like a spaceship landed and 1000s of hipsters filled up the park
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
for future reference: even when 4 loko is flat it still fucks you up. im near a tree. come find me.
i'm having taco bell mild sauce and tums for breakfast because i'm hungover and thats all i can find. it's like thanksgiving up in here
You've thrown off my entire schedule. Usually SATURDAYS are my "try to hide the jizz on my leggings" days
Nothing quite like walking through a spider web on your way back in from smoking to fuck up a perfectly good high.
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
on a scale from 1 to "can't put a toothbrush in your mouth without gagging" how hungover are you?
Help. Why am I so naked?
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