two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
it's not cheating when I paid for it
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
he legitimately fell asleep standing up at the club. everyone was impressed
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
If we ever start off with margaritas for breakfast and end up naked covered in olive oil...I could think of worse ways to spend a day.
Only once have I found myself in the condom aisle holding a bundt cake...
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
The kind of drunk where you put two tampons in thinking that it'll last me longer ...
For future reference.... When you take a beer out of a 6pack... You don't insert your phone as a substitute.
I don't remember, but I believe your goodnight phrase was "nice meeting you, thanks for not macing me"
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
I told him we can’t see each other today because absence makes the heart grow fonder but mostly I just need to rest my vag
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