spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
Just spun two beer bottles and Placed them in my pockets perfect... I feel like the clint eastwood of drunks
since i spend so many of my nights sleeping on the bathroom floor i think im going to remove all toiletries from under my sink and replace them with a pillow and blanket.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
My coke dealer 411'd my work number just to see how I was doing and gave me his new number. He must miss my business
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
This conversation has now reached a level of awkward that even a passerby streaking hobo couldn't break.
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
I don't even care if you were high. The fact that I've been begging for us to have those cinnamon rolls for months and you didn't even save me one is not ok.
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
I use my feet as sexual weapons
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
I guess I called her at 2am, demanding that she bring us food. She told us to order pizza, and I yelled "DON'T MENTION PIZZA!" I recall nothing.
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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