Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
last night some bitch put bruce along with his entire fishbowl in her purse and tried to leave. how drunk do you have to be to steal someone's pet??
is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
walked into the kitchen nd asked my mom what smells like tuna she replies" your sister" now i cant eat tuna...EVER!!!
I just saw a girl walking home wearing a tshirt, boxers, and cowboy boots. Thanks for having the decency to drive me to my car.
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
Did I actually say goodbye last night or did I just poison you with vodka and disappear?
I'm sitting in front of a fan naked drinking Gatorade. Motherfucking hangover probs
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
I'll be an awkward "I've had the grooms penis in my mouth" presence and we can party our nipples off.
I just found peanut butter between my boobs. This was for you.
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