Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
I can only name 15 people I've had sex with - can I just start claiming that as my sex number?
apparently 9 shots of absynthe does not take away your skill to walk. i just woke up under a tree in some field on the other side of town with 4 hours missing.
Would you still love me if I had no teeth
Yeah why?
Cuz i woke up this morning and a few are gone
i just keep taking vicodin and supergluing random shit
nothing like a negative hiv test and a bag of condoms to brighten my day.
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
It's Saturday night and I'm sitting on my couch by myself, watching Glee, and drinking gin and tonics. If you listen very closely, you can hear the wails of my mother giving up hope that I will ever give her a son-in-law.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
so hungover i had to get off the train to puke, rallied and went to work. not sure if that's an adulting win or fail
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
Ok maybe second best. He dated a stripper. Can't compete with that level of hoeness
Only thing I have going for me is jacking off, weed, and saturdays
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