My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
After last night, I could never be a politician.
Got home from the bar at 4am. 100% sober, unlaid. Epic fail or responsible behavior?
Responsible fail?
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
You made out with a guy who refers to his cock as "rafiki." Are you proud of yourself?
WHY does every guy I sleep with want to fix my car?!
Sometimes I love sober logical me. She makes rare appearances but when she does she shines.
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
I told her I wanted to use him as a chew toy while simultaneously licking his face.
Did she tell him? And if so, was he cool with it? If yes, date him, date the fuck outta him.
I spent $31 at mcdonalds last night. Threw my nuggets all over the yard, ate them out of the snow, picked a fight about it, vomited, then passed out.
Naked.
If I don't get to have sex with him soon my entire female reproductive system is gonna climb out of my body and choke me to death
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
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