Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
dude i need help, im throwing up blood.
no youre not, you just drank a pitcher of red koolaid trying to sober up.
oh, so thats why my junks red.
wow. cant help you there...
Omg just saw this kid I went to elementary school with at the bar and he used to be cool and I was so awkward but now I have boobs so I WIN.
I don't know what kind of drugs you were on last night but you kept trying to highlight my face because you said I was important
The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
Too bad my thesis topic isn't "defining a hot mess: a study in drinking, smoking and other bad life decisions."
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
Well I went on a freakin rampage and destroyed a fan and claimed that it wasn't doing its fan duties... Then I knocked on everybody's doors in the hall and asked if they were content with their fan's performance and if not I would take care of it...
dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
He was 6'8" - I shit you not! He sat up in my bed and the ceiling fan got him right in the forehead.
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
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