I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
Ed hardy makes air fresheners now. Now even the air can be a douchebag.
I wish I was that guy from the miller light commercials so I could walk into parties and take peoples beer without getting yelled at
recess is on disney at 4 in the morning, insomnia has never been so rewarding
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
yeah but think of how much more hungover we'd be if we didn't steal those cookies
I broke out the Krispy Kreme, and am possibly having random internet sex in less than an hour. I think I got this breakup under control.
I just accidentally showed an old lady a pic of my penis while showing her cat pics. So how's your day going?
You know that feeling when you wake up and your whole body just smells like a penis?
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
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