I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
Its a sad day when your bush has a better set of hair than you do
it's like iHOP with fire
Remember when I was so high that I thought my appendix burst? All I had to do was fart man, just fart.
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
Just because I stayed up all night betting on Australian Horse Racing doesn't mean I have a gambling program.
I always feel bad for the sober driver... Never been me but I feel bad... empathetic AF
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
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