i feel like i'm waiting in line to date brett michaels
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
i told my doctor i had 3 partners and one unprotected.. shes a cute little indian lady i couldnt break her heart
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
I just rubbed my dick on something in your apartment. Can you guess what?
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
She looked at it and said "your dick is like the golden gate bridge."
You played Frank Sinatra today after we had sex. You moved way up in my literal book of men. Congrats.
This is the Santa Claus of hangovers. It just keeps giving.
Just go to your happy place. Mine is with Jake Gyllenhaal & schnapps
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
We're trying to make our wedding vows nice but meeting on OkCupid fucks that up entirely.
When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
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