weddingsv make me drug and hornr
wow, i just saw a girl period all over the floor. get my shoes
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
why didn't you say something constructive like "stop chugging that vodka"?
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
He couldn't say anything coherently but shot off a perfectly timed "that's what she said" when michelle said he'd have to ride in the trunk because she didn't have enough room up front.
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
I made popcorn. Partly so the room doesn't smell like sex, and partly to apologize for the things you saw when you walked in...
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
If you don't sing me a lullaby then I'll just take shots till I pass out
I was hooking up with this girl last night and she's on top of me with "Flux Pavilion - I can't stop" grinding in the background and I thought "Holy shit I'm going to do a lot of Molly this semester."
But we have bathrooms and they dont
I had perfectly good intentions but my penis had other ideas and now I need a place to crash what do you say
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