That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
You do realize there's a subtle difference between not remembering your outfit from april 17th of last year vs forgetting that last night you undressed in the street and were grabbing every dick you could reach, right?
all law school has taught me so far is how to fart quietly during lectures and how to out-argue the ice cream guy when he screws me out of extra toppings.
Feel like I died but someone put me In a human microwave and I got back to life.
Haha he's lucky I don't kick him back into the land of the majestic handjobs
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
I'm at a sex party and there's a guy in an ICP jersey and trip pants. I see now that this is the moment in the movie of my life I recognize I have a problem
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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