I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
He just knocked over the beer pong table... I haven't seen so much fail in one room since I watched "Mall Cop" with my grandma
There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
Did you guys seriously let me trade my id for a kebab last night??
David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
You were crying in a drunken stupor for an hour because "the new daft punk album didn't blow your tits off"
Have a glass of wine with dinner they said. Your hydrocodone has worn off they said... NOPE
Interesting occurrence: the application I use to keep track of my periods and sexual encounters just notified me it had been over 4 months since you were logged as an active partner and ask if I'd like to remove you from my options. Wow, kmsl.
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
Do you know how close I got to throwing him over the edge of the canyon?
Update: his apartment is apparently in the campus Christian community center. The fact that I fucked him on the couch in the lobby is officially my crowning life achievement.
His beard looks like it smells like beer, cocaine and old pussy juice
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