So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
You don't even know the meaning of faking an orgasm until you sleep with an uncircumcised ginger.
Please don't ever try giving my cat a hair cut ever ever again
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
Learn from me. Do not smoke cigs and fold laundry in your room. The cigarette will fall into the dresser without you noticing and your shirts will be on fire. Wanna go shopping tomorrow? I need some new shirts.
I found her in my pantry with her shirt off twerking...I tapped her on the shoulder and she said she was giving Chef Boyardee a show and to give her a minute...
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
I sent her a video on Snapchat of me cumming, with a Father's Day snap filter that said "#1 Dad".
A dozen naked frat boys in squirrel masks just ran by. Welcome to the official start of the holidays.
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