And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
Just showed mom and dad the pics from San Francisco, while i played the Full House theme song in the background.
either way he was missing a nipple.
We woke up, fucked, and shared a piece of my sister's first communion cake for breakfast.
And you thought you were going to hell last weekend.
Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
I swear she hasnt shaved since the last time we hooked up 5 months ago
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
I just put on underwear fresh outta the dryer and it's like tiny Angels are giving them warm supportive hugs all over
this is the second day the intern has gotten me coffee. he either wants to bang me or thinks I'm more important than I am.
either way he's in for disappointment
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
Did you throw up out the back door and cover it with paper towels?
I woke up under the stretchy sheet like the corners were still stuck under the bed. I had to wiggle the corners off in order to get up. I was trapped. how did that happen
Took my nervous poop earlier then expected it's gonna be a good day
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
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