Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
i an so hammered right now. I'm about to pass out but i just found the lion king dvd and i'm so happy words don't even describe.
I'm gonna name my first kid mufasa regardless if It's a boy or girl
the 24 hour champagne diet aint going so well
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
I sat down with you and helped you write your will last night. I was THAT convinced that you weren't waking up.
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
it says 'tasty bitch' in sharpie on my tits...
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
come home. I need you. I'm too hungover to deal with this hangover alone
Holy fuck where did this cat tattoo on my ass come from
I'm never celebrating Galentine's Day again. It was a whorrific mess.
I woke up just like any other Wednesday. Naked on the floor, hungover and covered head to toe in lube
He's just been a dick since he set his face on fire. I just wanted to eat a fucking hot dog.
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