Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
I told him that his face would look perfect between my legs. One of my most successful strategies yet.
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
My dad is so drunk he attempted to ride my two year old cousin's tricycle. For a solid five minutes.
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
I figured working in my office on the 34th floor I'd be safe railing xanax off my desk. Of course, I snort it just in time for the window washer guy to give me a thumbs up.
I can't take my grandparents out somewhere where I've fucked half the staff.
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
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