Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
it's kinda bad that we're already planning travel arrangements to his funeral
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
I'm not saying I'm drunk, but I'm definitely saying my liver has its work cut out for it.
Tomorrow after you go to the library to look up gay porn, I'm going to come to your apartment to paint a nude portrait of you. Get pumped, plopernickle.
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
I find it weird that you'll let me in your vagina, but not your house
He ripped down his Kate Upton poster while we were having sex last night. Im gonna take that as a good sign.
I got stabbed with a couple of chip crumbs during sex Saturday. Further proof I need to stop eating snacks in bed
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
He lit my hand on fire and bought me chicken nuggets. I'm in love.
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
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