And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
Me and your penis are best friends. You don't know it, but I whisper my secrets whenever I give you blowjobs. We even have a secret handshake. We can't be separated from each other. We just can't.
You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
I don't think the TSA would be too happy. Who knows if three ounces of lube will be enough for us?
He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
Why does your life consist of lesbians, black guys and cats?
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
Lobby closes at 2 AM on Thursday, but everyone walking still wants food... I could run a "Taco Bell Taxi" when I clock off at 2 and charge a dollar to give drunks a ride through drive thru.
Someones thought of a way to afford tuition.
I had sex while watching Lord of the Rings last night. I think I just reached a new level of nerd.
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