So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
Is it because I queefed?
I ride home in a shopping cart. Don't at like you aren't jealous.
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
You lured him into the bathroom with a trail of jello shots, then proceeded to barricade the door with duct tape. You really should have thought that one through..
Any time you can't remember a night, and you wake up in a sorority house, it's fucking worth it.
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
I made that picture of you my lock screen. So I've just been standing around at work licking my phone all day.
just woke up on my patio with a mouse eating cheetos off mys chest. youre all assholes.
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
There was one thing about my NYC trip I forgot to tell you: I took a dump in Trump Tower
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
Just woke up in a Price Chopper bathroom stall with a half eaten cake on the floor. Had to get a ride from the waitress I made out with. What happened to "Don't let me drink Tequila?"
I lied.
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