So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
I'm watching CSI, they found semen in the woman's ear.
Guess she heard her killer coming
I kinda knew it wasnt going to pan out when he would rather watch how i met your mother ON TIVO than fuck me......
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
Its 6:30 and I'm shotguning a busch ice while taking a shit. Outlook for work today: interesting
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
I could only remember yelling "rip it down" as he ninja jumped off the bed, kicked the wall, and superman punched the fire alarm off the ceiling.
I've always wondered why you never put the hotel room in your name...
My mom just asked me if I can obtain a fake ID by thursday
I had my first "Damn Kids/When I Was That Age" rant at work today. We need to drink this feeling out of me. NOW.
im buying my prof a giftcard to the state store bc he talked ab crying into a glass of tequila so he deserves it
I don't know how to say "Sorry I was banging your boyfriend before I knew about you but you're awesome and we should hang out." without just saying it.
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
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