did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
I woke up with my 26er down my pants and a peice of paper stuck to my forehead with gum that said "tell it to the greek goddess beside me"
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
Well, at first I was really confused. But then I realized that he was talking from his penis's perspective... in third person.
I tried telling the cop that I don't do drugs, and that if he'd just take me home I could prove it by showing him my D.A.R.E. certificate.
I can't tell if they're having sex or watching the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan. All I know is I hear explosions and men screaming and crying
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
I'm batshit crazy. I don't know how you guys keep forgetting that
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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