as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
just woke up on my balcony. who won the super bowl?
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
I guess I really am the only person in this world who can successfully have a no-strings-attached threesome on the beach.
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
We ended up debating which Food Network host would do best in porn.
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
i gave up on the vacation being fun the night i ate all the marshamallows out of the lucky charms while everyone else was having sex in the condo
I went to a party last night....I stole all of their ornaments and the toaster oven.
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
You can’t judge a dick by its balls.
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
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