i just wanna soil my oats bro
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
he was like the dessert in the all you can eat man buffet that has become my life.
I just ran into the married chick you banged 2 years ago at our apt! She asked me if I could get her coke! Memories bro. Memories
She saves ONE person's life while blacked out and now she's positive anything can be done "while fucking hammered"
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
She tied her key to her bra the night before and couldn't get it off while trying to open the door this morning so she just took her bra off and let it tangle from the key while unlocking the door...the old Indian couple next door were shocked.
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
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