Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
I asked her if she watches the office. She said no, but do you watch I'm a celebrity get me outa here? That's when i knew. Deal breaker
is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
BEES IN MY FUCKING PANTS. HELP.
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.
Can I steal her, take her home, and feed her only vodka?
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
He's going to find out eventually, but really what's he going to do? Cry about it and buy another fucking kitten??
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
I just bought a blender and 120 pizza rolls. Bring tequila.
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
I bought him flowers and fake vampire fangs, cuz there's really not a greeting card that says "Sorry I got wasted last night and started a very sloppy bloodletting ritual.".
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