Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
my 3 year old cousin just woke up screaming "IT WON'T GO DOWN!'
I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
Alex texted me. Bootycall boy #2. its like an alarm goes off once i'm single that the line is open again
there is a priest convention in the hotel. i feel like god is laughing at me.
im spending all my christmas money on new years parafanalia aka things I will ingest or lose by the next morning
She never called back. Financed a fleshlight.
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
literally overdrew my bank account at 3 in the morning to eat subway with 7 sherriffs.
I don't even fuck like that, he just happened to be in the right place at the right drunk.
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
Can you check on Mike in the bathroom. It's been like 20 min.
He's fine. He's just standing at the trash can in line for another beer from the keg. Nbd.
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
i think i left you like a 5 minute message about the mcchicken burger i was eating. I think I called wanting sex but the mcchicken burger was a lot more seducing.
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