We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
Either I'm a lot drunker than I thought, or he has three dicks....
I think I'm gonna have to go with the first one...
Just think about how many life skills I lack. Cooking... Driving... Sobriety...
this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
I'd bet your vomit would be flammable at this point. Can I try to light it?
We wouldn't be friends if you didn't.
It was dark, she woke me up, gave me a blowjob and then whispered in my ear: do you know who I am?
Friends don't let friends go vibrator shopping alone.
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
I'm pretty sure the rest of my evening will consist of masturbating, drinking tequila and watching children's movies.
Why can't they just let me be the gorgeous cum dumpster that I know I'm meant to be?
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
I woke up in my neighbors backyard with glitter on my teeth and sparklers super glued on my bra. which part was your fault?
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
Randomize
