Just ran to the store on my way to the office to buy Diet Coke...the guy in front of me let me cut because it was 4 more minutes until 8am, so he wouldn't be able to purchase his vodka. I love Wisconsin
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
Based on how hungover I feel today, it makes more sense that the bouncer didn't let me in to that bar.
Apparently I spent my 300 dollar tax return by ordering ramen on amazon last night. Please tell me this will somehow pay off in the long run.
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
All I want is to get as high as I did that time I started hallucinating that my brother was becoming a monkey and I saw my mum on every surface of your room.
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
I have aggressive nipples.
There it is. Caramel-coated dick. Someone is getting a yeast infection later.
So i woke up this morning to find my boss passed out on my living room floor.. Awkward? Haha
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
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