I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
The walls in my apartment are so thin that sometimes when I fart, I stop to listen if people are laughing next door.
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
In a meeting with the accounting department. This shit is even more boring in real life and there isn't a professor to wake me up.
oh god was she eating orange peels again
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
An old lady WILL get vomited on today.
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
Apparently last night I was doing back bends for the guy making my easy mac because clearly it wasn't easy enough for me.
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