at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
it was better than the time i puked and I forgot to open the lid of the toilet
Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
i'm sitting in the second floor bathroom drinking coronas in the shower. do not find me.
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
I am the only person I know ever to have been brought TO the bar in the back of a cop a car. Twice.
I can't ever look his wife in the eye again. She will see right through my soul to his dick pic.
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
Im pretty sure I didnt bang him becasue I woke up at 6am to him jerking off with a fleshlight right next to me in bed ... He made himself cum and was moaning my name ... MOST AKWARD EXPIERENCE OF MY LIFE
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
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