kristin has been a bad kristin
He is such a slut. More and more my type.
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
ugh. people who use coupons make me wanna punch a baby.
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
I deflowered you on valentines day. I AM THE BEST AT ROMANCE. LOVE ME.
Never go with a hippy to a second location. I fucking hate Xanax.
If you walk into a place and someone says "happy birthday" while handing you a shot. You. Take. It.
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
I'm like a great zombie Jesus.
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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