I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
Got blown by one of the bridesmaids. Family BBQ today. They all know. Talk about awkward.
Tried making out with pop rocks in my mouth. That shit is magical.
Oh and apparently Friday night I came home and tried assembling the Christmas tree until my mom just told me to go to bed. Blackout.
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
The last thing I remember is singing hotel California with a hobo and asking every bald man I saw if I could touch his head.
The port-o-potty that I peed in last night didn't actually have a toilet in it. And i never told anyone until this moment.
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
YOU RAISED A SWORD OVER YOUR HEAD AND SCREAMED AT HIM WHAT THE FUCK ELSE DID YOU THINK WOULD HAPPEN?!
I absolutely love waking up to see my phone search history is "xj" "qj" "cj" "uj" and "kj"
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
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