would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
I was still in a towel. We hadn't even started drinking yet and the champagne bottle dropped and exploded literally up into my vagina.
You should seriously consider super glueing your knees together
The power of my vagina can withstand any attempt of celibacy
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
How many people can say they've shit on the floor of a five star hotel?
Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
you just rode your bike home from a one night stand in a stolen skirt with no underwear and you're telling ME to reevaluate life choices?!
Okay, tomorrow we'll have a day of life-sorting and plasma-selling.
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
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