I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
Just got a message on OkCupid from a 20-year-old who has "Momma's Boy" tattoed across his chest and thinks the earth is bigger than the sun.
Drive by water balloon fight on $500,000 boats ended when someone threw a dildo
Yeah when I texted her last night the only response I got was "stoned eating cobbler."
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
Just an FYI i'm going to get drunk as shit while you are on duty and attempt to not fall into the bathtub again.
Rodger that.
Having to crawl on my hands and knees because I woke up with a mysterious broken foot this morning...
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
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