The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
Just found a hole in my wall with your left shoe in it.
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
I five year old is judging me because I just opened a bottle of Sam Adams with my teeth before 8am
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
Just ate a gummy bear I found in my sheets. So yeah, 2013 is SO gonna be my year.
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
Hah I guess I sent that to like ten people, along with another one of me sitting in a bath tub eating an ice cream sandwich.
Who doesnt want to be Yoda? I mean seriously, how sweet would that be? Live to 400, not give a shit about love and all that, know fucking mind tricks and smoke awesome swamp weed. I'm down.
Next year for Halloween you can be the sword swallower, with a penis shaped sword.
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
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