if i died would you start the facebook group?
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
There are two people having sex in one of the showers right now trying to silence their orgasm sounds and failing. Thank you coed bathrooms.
Listen, i'm watching playoff hockey and eating waffles. i just don't have time for your drama today.
There is too much vodka and too much dick.
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
Apparently I also called my credit card company to demand a credit limit increase. I'm so content with not drinking another 60 days
I didn't scare your mother by showing up on the roof, did I?
no, that was the night I slathered your dick in the icing from my birthday cake
I told you in the isle if you get the one that vibrates that I masturbating with it. Your fault.
Bullshit. You owe me a toothbrush.
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
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