Please tell me I didn't pass out while we were having sex last night... and if so I am sooooo sorry.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
The tornado sirens were going off and everyone just ran to the liquor store. .
apparently it isn't appropriate to tell a coworker who is eating celery because it's "negative calories" that a blowjob is too
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
I brought him to this party even though we're not together anymore because we made a bet on who would have sex first, and it is a sausage fest up in here.
I was barred out and drunk as fuck locked out at 3am in my Indian costume. It was literally freezing outside. I laid down on the concrete and made a bonfire with dry leaves. Then proceeded to ask.the.bonfire nicely to "please dont go out". Drunk me went strait up survival mode.
Sitting in back of morning lecture drinking a daqueri from my pink unicorn cup. Pretty sure the girl next to me smells it.
Why is there an ambulance refusal in my pocket? I'm never going drinking with you again.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
He just took off his shirt. I'll text you later.
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
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