Cops are here now. U need to come back. Ur not under arrest. But u need to apologize to the woman for what you did to her cat.
You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
My Pizza Lunchables won't fit in the fridge because of all your alcohol. One of our addictions has to give.
Apparently I yelled "no stop it" in my sleep last night when he tried to cuddle with me.
Oops, guess its official. I just use him for sex.
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
he drank half a bottle of bushmills, stood up to pee over the side, pissed his pants, sat in the puddle on the deck, told me my life goals were stupid and impossible, and wouldn't leave until 5am. by the time I got up at 8 I had 4 texts and 2 fb messages from him. AND HE STILL THINKS IT WENT WELL
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
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