Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
This house was built for laser tag.
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
my taxi driver is listening to 50 shades of grey audiobook. this is uncomfortable.
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
I just want to nap and funnel a bottle of wine in a cute dress
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
Drunk me wants sober me to be happy, woke up with half a dozen doughnuts in my bed this morning.
I can't be a daydrinker without you. It just doesn't work.
I love you too.
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