But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
He says he's "masters drunk." And if that's anything like "kentucky derby drunk" I know enough to not go over there.
If I were there, I'd be putting a martini in you, via funnel if need be, and you would be doing this thing.
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
Going through my purse trying to find money for this cab but all I keep pulling out if chicken from my burrito o ate an hour ago. Help?
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
When he was fat he reminded me of my high school best friend and I just wanted to hug him and hug him. Also, he's funny and humor is the fastest way into my pants after Doctor Who and liquor.
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
Just had my butthole waxed. If that changes your plans for Saturday..
I need to sleep so I can die properly tomorrow.
Two days ago a random guy asked me to sign his forehead 'cause he wanted to have the name of the prettiest girl in the bar on him and never wash it. I just saw him and my signature still there...
Way to fucking accidentally drunk dial me while you're talking to and buying other girls drinks. Don't call me.
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