I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
Dude, I don't care how big her tits are. I have to dump her. She shit in my shower.
Ummm so I just found the baby pumpkin that was on my porch last night in Village Pizza this morning on their counter. The cashier said some drunk girl came in and told him it was a present.
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
She called to say she's single and blow job season is back.
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
Apparently I'm the last girl he had sex with. That was over a month ago. If he can go that long without sex then he's clearly not the guy for me
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
Found her grinding on my boss with her tongue down her throat last night. Guess who just got promoted!
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
I just found peanut butter between my boobs. This was for you.
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