yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
After the concert, I paid a cab to drive me around the city so I could shout "dc highfive!" at everyone who passed for an hour and a half.
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
Omg I just met another drunk guy that is teaching me karate
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
Uh do you have my pants because I have yours
Too bad I can't un-pee in his body wash
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
We need to step in, this can't continue. The guy she went home with last night looked exactly like Count Olaf, right down to the unibrow.
Which version tho, Jim Carrey or Neil Patrick Harris?
THAT DOESN'T FUCKING MATTER, YOU DON'T FUCK COUNT OLAF!!!
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