question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
Are you drunk? Because I am and if you're not, this may be very awkward in the morning
Thats for me to know and you to find out.
How was my weekend? I just blew my nose and a gram of coke fell out. My weekend was fantastic.
Returning my drunken purchases from last night. Not a single thing I bought was on sale.
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
Oh you know, the usual. We had a good date, I took her back home, she took off my pants, laughed, and left.
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
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