I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
He is an equal opportunity slut.
Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.
we got our roommate high for the first time. He went into his room alone and watched Malcolm in the middle for three hours
her last google searches are 'cheap african safari' and 'what does lion taste like'
i'll never see her again. i cant remember her last name. this is like cinderella except prince charming drank too much jameson and couldnt save a phone number properly
I said make yourselves at home, not to put a used condom on my ceiling fan.
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
You would seriously think I would remember who put themselves in my phone as Burt Rynalds Moustache, but I don't. And I need to be reminded of who you are so I can give you a proper high five.
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
I told him he looked like my uncle.
Why would you say that in a bathtub?
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