I'm at a Mexican Walmart. Wish you were here.
You know it's an interesting night when you drunkenly scream at your boss, "You'd make a HORRIBLE OBGYN!! You're hands are ENORMOUS!"
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
I woke up on the steps beside a plate of spaghetti and a toilet paper roll ripped in half. And i actually think this day is gonna get better.
i think i recognize dicks better than faces
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
That dude you fucked three years ago just won Jeopardy
It's kind of like, standing in a garage and pretending you're a car. Except you're naked.
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
Forgot to tell you--the bartender at Crowbar set his arm on fire last night. He was doing this "Cocktail" bartender trick of pouring alcohol that was on fire between glasses. Then some leaked out, onto his arm, and set his arm on fire, then his shirt. Exciting! (And he's ok).
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
You said "I feel like a koala bear. Do you ever just feel like a koala bear?" This is your brain on drugs.
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