escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
Update from family reunion: my aunt Janet once got her legs stuck behind her head. The fire department had to be called.
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
not my fault. i got her to believe he wrote an oasis song. he still managed to find a way to make sure no girl ever gets near his penis.
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
Jenna and Ryan are ranting and raving about child custody. MY VASECTOMY SMILES.
So somehow I got from NYC to a suburban town in the middle of Jersey. At 4am. Thank god there are trains that can rectify my mistakes...
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
I feel like death gave me a hand job
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
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I look like i have multiple stab wounds in my foot and there are footprints from the elevator to my room. What happened?
There arew tilmes ina man's life when christmaas. THerew are times in a man's lfie when drunk texts from a bathrom hyufgirto. So, you know, merry chriastmans.
YOLO is a great motto until you end up with Chlamydia
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