Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
Do you think there is vodka in heaven?
you let me eat a milky way from your vagina. G is not lettin you hang out for eternity
home. puking in laundry basket.
On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
I am going to get arrested. I am yelling fuck repeatedly, wearing a Bird jersey and polka dot pants while pounding wine. Amazing mug shot to follow.
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
If I win the lottery I'm going to hire someone to skywrite "FUCKTARD" over his house. That much anger.
All I ever do is give guys anxiety problems and flaccid penises.
there's a 50/50 chance the night will end in alcohol-induced rituals of satanic nature
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
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