did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
He seemed like a really nice guy. He tried to dry my shirt because someone spilled their drink on me. I think that's how I ended up topless on his dryer.
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
I'm sure we could go all project runway on our diapers and create some flattering absorbent thongs. We could do it on the Boat. Call it project rumway.
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
Still not over the fact that we prayed to Jesus to help us win beer pong
My apologies. I'll try not to let my dick interfere with official work duties in the future.
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
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