Haha she couldn't find her dress in the morning. So she left it. How do the hell do I discreetly return that to her at work. More importantly, how did she discreetly do the walk of shame??
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
how come everytime i call mom shes doing tequila shots
Apparently I also called my credit card company to demand a credit limit increase. I'm so content with not drinking another 60 days
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
I have no idea how I got home or why I am naked but I assume I owe you a thank you...
Being engaged is strange. I looked at my cock this morning and said, "we did alright these last 32 years, right?"
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
Just sitting at dinner with my dad...simultaneously texting "daddy" to confirm saturday's spanking and telling another guy to get condoms before Im done with dinner. Don't know when I got so ate up but I'm loving it. You?
Regretting asking you what you were doing.
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
Just had a customer call his drug dealer in front of me but act like it was normal call.
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
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