somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
you know you've been playing too much mario kart when you see a curve in the road ahead and see yourself drifting around it
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
Out of all the things I've put my penis in, this seems the most unfortunate.
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
Last time I sleep with a guy with a penchant to fragrance his dick. Every time I sit to pee, I get a whiff of Axe body spray.
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
so in addition to the two guys I slept with last night, and the third that I turned down this morning, a fourth has appeared. best Valentine's Day ever.
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