Someone took a freaking dump on a roll of toilet paper. Next to the toilet. No shit in the toilet. Just on the roll of toilet paper.
someone called me shannon dorrhety annnd it hurt my feelingsd.
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
I knew I was rolling hard when I realized I had been rubbing the couch for an hour
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
We hit a deer while we were singing an acapella version of "I will always love you"
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
I'm just like... Utterly amazed that we're still alive at this point. Who'da thunk it....
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
Btw. I have a sinus infection from doing cocaine in a portapotty at a Duran Duran concert. So, gimme a couple of days before y'all start the party.
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
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