Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
cutting back on calories before spring break by only taking shots instead of drinking actual drinks.
the diet of an alcoholic...
I woke up in a place I've never been before, with people I've never met before using me as a table for domino's.
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
Guess what I signed up for?!?!?!
Please tell me you're not selling your eggs.
So Doritos and vodka was obviously not as good an idea as I thought at the time.
You don't understand!!! BACON ROSES!!! Why are you not more excited?!
He couldn't give me an orgasm, but he did give me a UTI.
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
I keep worrying the police are going to come looking for us.
For which one? Starting a fire on my porch or having sex on my porch?
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