No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
his text ended with ... everyone knows dot dot dot equals infer sexy time
We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
then he compared my vagina to a dishwasher. A DISHWASHER?!
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
She handed me scissors and told me that they were the ones with the lowest probability of having been used to trim someone's pubes.
Oh no. He's definitely text-flirting with me. No straight man over 30 has any other excuse to use so many smiley faces...
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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