Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
We need to start having sex underwater more often.
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
I think the puke all over the side of my car actually improves its appearance.
I realized I'm gonna have to fit cheating on my gf, sleeping with my gf and having dinner with her parents all into one Sunday evening
they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
My girlfriend is studying for the MCAT by watching The Magic Schoolbus. There go my dreams of being a househusband.
I just creeped on air mattress guy's facebook and discovered his ex is the trifecta of evil: tiny, cute, and blonde.
You better be Eskimo Brother-ing the FUCK out of tonight right now. Long distance 'balls deep' high five
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
Couldn't finish, so she gave me "the tap," and I had to leave the mound early. Nothing worse than the long walk back after the manager comes out and asks for the ball.
He offered me handsanitizer after a hand job, you can't tell me he's not perfect!
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
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