yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
Maury Povich's contact info is in our database at work...i should steal it right?
I just busted my ass on the ice in front of my entire AA meeting. As if being there wasn't embarrassing enough.
The lesbians are drunkenly meowing in the hallway again. This is the shit I'll miss at home.
My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
They nicknamed me the gargoyle. Sex with me is getting gargoyled. The last one I fucked yelled "gargoyle me" for dirty talk. I think fucking me is part of their pledging initiation. Somewhat OK with this.
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
i just traded 2 rolls of toilet paper for half a water bottle of vodka. i love college
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
there's a girl on facebook trying to buy me a pizza. I can't say no... right?
Earlier today I was eating cookie dough from a tube, now I'm laying naked next to a hot guy watching Pawn Stars in between orgasms. You really can have it all.
I woke up and found my apartment really clean, appearantly drunk me couldn't tolerate living there anymore and left sober me a lot of insulting post-its...
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